Another thatcher related post

The following are things that are of more concern to me than Margaret thatchers death.

1. The price of Freddos
2. Getting a numb leg from spending too long defecating
3. When will they bring a new Ben and Jerry's flavour out?
4. When will I be able to own an actual light sabre seeing as america have made an actual laser gun?
5. Is Jurassic park scientifically accurate? If so why the fuck don't i own my own T-Rex yet?
6. What ever happened to Cadbury "marble" bars?
7. Will so solid crew ever have a reunion?
8. Why don't more people wear parachute pants?
9. How can i get my hair to be a high top fade like will smith in fresh prince of bell air?
10. Why is it only with crabs, that once the meat is removed do they still present the meat in the shell? Why can't they do that with other animals like using the pigs legs to suspend bacon like a hammock?
11. Will there be a shortage of Nutella and how will that effect global economics if there is, will we fall into a triple dip recession because of it?
12. Is it a hate crime if i call another white man "a fucking cracker" in anger?
13. Can we forgive Michael Barrymore so we can bring back strike it lucky?
14. How much wood could a woodchop chop if he indeed could chop wood?
15. Who buys Ferrero Rocher when it's not Christmas and how does that company keep going?