Margaret thatcher died. The following are the real consequences of this

Margaret thatcher has died and these are the issues I am most concerned with. Nerve mind if she stole milk off people if you can't fight off an old testicle faced bitch for the sake of your milk than you clearly didn't want it enough in the first place and therefore don't deserve it. Plus she never stopped people drinking soya or goats milk! And how many people owned female cats and dogs or knew somebody that was lactating. If people wanted milk so much they should be more astute and find ways to have it. Yet the real tragedy of her death are the following:
*Will I get a useable day off work.
*And has the result of industrial Britain effected climate change to a point in which this potential day off will be warm.
*will my tax money go to sending her off? Couldn't we just leave her in one of the many abandoned houses caused by the collapse of industrial Britain and just leave one of them airwick plug ins that spray so often as so the scent doesn't become too overwhelming.
And more importantly then all of these is will people become confused and think that Meryl Streep has died because that would be a bigger tragedy.